Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Words of Wisdom

* Always wear stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.


Buggys November 4, 2009 at 6:03 PM  

I guess I can't die right now. I only wear stretch pants currently. Not even because I've gained weight...I just want to.

Ann November 4, 2009 at 6:14 PM  

if you lend someone $20 and you never see the money but the person still lives and eats and makes messes in your house then it's gotta be one of your

Roschelle November 4, 2009 at 9:48 PM  

perfect words of wisdom! I know the actress from the first set of pics. Can't think of the last movie I saw her in but she's a cutie!

The Bee November 5, 2009 at 7:36 AM  

@ Buggys - are they at least clean?

@ Ann - if it's one of your kids and you truly thought you were "loaning" them the money instead of giving to them you must be crazy; or you have awesome kids.

@ Roschelle - YES! It's Zoey Deschannel. I LOVE her. I'll watch anything with her in it - even that ridiculously bad Wizard of Oz miniseries she was in (I think I watch it twice even)

Grace November 5, 2009 at 12:27 PM  

I've tried being vague but my friends know me so well that it upsets them even more when I'm vague than when I'm honest. Go figure. I can't win.

Buggys November 6, 2009 at 11:58 AM  

If I try to be vague then you can totally tell I'm lieing! I'm just not good at the liar thing.

Jude November 6, 2009 at 12:41 PM  

That second one cracked me up thanks for the chuckle.

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