Thursday, June 4, 2009

You Suck at Life

The Bee is proud to present the inaugural edition of what is expected to be a weekly feature here. "You Suck at Life" will be spotlighting some of the biggest douche-bags in today's society. It might be someone famous, or someone you've never heard of (and for that you should be glad) it might just be the stupid guy at the gas station that pissed me off because he didn't understand the finer points of fuel pump etiquette. We will also be accepting nominees - if you know someone that sucks at life (and I'm sure you do) be sure to leave a comment and let us know how you feel.

Today I share the following news story:
LAKEVIEW, Mich. — A man who tried to burn an anthill in west-central Michigan started a blaze that damaged about an acre of land. The Daily News of Greenville reported the fire was set Tuesday afternoon in Lakeview, about 40 miles north-northeast of Grand Rapids. The flames quickly spread to a nearby wooded area. Firefighters were on the scene about an hour and extinguished the blaze. Lakeview Fire Chief Clark Newell said the man who started the fire will be billed for the cost of the run.

Seriously? This is what happens when you give matches to white-trash people. Was the ant hill really ruining his life or was he just bored? And how does it get that out-of-hand?!?! I mean was he burning it with a blow torch and a barrell of gasoline or what? Wouldn't a magnifying glass have been more than sufficient? I only wish I could be given the opportunity to meet him face to face so I could say "You Suck at Life!"


Buggys June 4, 2009 at 9:33 PM  

Very busy woman. I love this idea! I have a nominee...Well, and organization. The UAW have bankrupted the auto industry and they're whining about it! If that's too political, then I need to nominate....anyone who has been married more than 3 times. Sorry, but I say they are just not good at it.

Anonymous,  June 5, 2009 at 9:41 PM  

Love the "you suck at life" section. I have a nominee for you. This is of a similar nature. I'm not sure if you caught the news this week but some yahoo down in the hood thought it would be entertaining to actually set a dog on fire. Yes, the inevitable happened, they had to put the dog down. If they catch this person they ought to do the same thing to him (or her) and on the tomb stone the epitath should read "YOU SUCK AT LIFE, SO WE ENDED IT". What do you think?

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